And then there's this asshole...

Hey, the name's Emily...I reblog a bunch of random crap...so yea

do-i-smell-watermelon:

timelady-of-221b:

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

Can you imagine though?
You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body

(via cecil-os)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via squidwardismyspiritanimal)

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

(via peachgummi)

joshpeck:

official—satan:

joshpeck:

i went for a run today and it was good besides the fact that it felt like satan was personally trying to kill me and drag me to hell

maybe i was, maybe i wasn’t

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

(via joshpeck)

buckysexual:

maskedfangirl:

marvelcolm:

Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!

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(via ranebowstitches)