Pardon me while I burst into flames
Wrong Winchester…
no
(via lokis-army-at-221b)
Pardon me while I burst into flames
Wrong Winchester…
no
(via lokis-army-at-221b)
Supernatural | 1.01 Pilot
THEY’RE BABIES OMG
YOU’RE SO TINY
FETUS SAM AND DEAN ARE ASDFGHJKLFUK
(via lokis-army-at-221b)
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DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Yes, this is actually from a real episode.
(Source: misterbilinski, via lokis-army-at-221b)
Friendly reminder that Jensen Ackles attracted his wife on the set of a movie in which he looked like this.
I never knew this was from a movie I just assumed this was an episode of supernatural and I kept waiting for dean to suddenly have a blue Mohawk and eyeliner but it never happened and now I know why thank u
(Source: lookslikeajobforthewinchesters, via dudesheiscallieomalley)
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
(via meetraspberry)
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
(via meetraspberry)
tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”
Oh.
I AM CRYING
I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
YESYESYESYES
(via lokis-army-at-221b)
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
(via meetraspberry)
the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is evidence enough that maybe the current state of sex education is a bit awful
(via thelifeofadreamr)
(via thelifeofadreamr)
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
(via thelifeofadreamr)
to meekly go where other people have already been
shy trek
into darkness (but with a night light)
(via meetraspberry)
i saw Star Trek and I wish the whole movie had been about them being a super fashionable space biker gang with their space-leather jackets.
(via meetraspberry)